Dresserology

There are many ways to predict one's future. In ancient Rome, haruspicy was used (study of an animal's entrails) to warn Caesar about the Ides of March. Tea leaves, bumps on your head, your poop, your bottom, as well as more traditional methods like reading your palm have been and are often used.

I am proposing a new one. A study of a person's dresser. The top photo is of Evan's dresser. The bottom one is of Vivian's.

I predict that years from now Evan will have a clean desktop. And Vivian won't be able to find her car keys frequently.