Me: How was school?
V: Good. Why do boys say "Don't kick me in the nuts"?
Me: Because it would hurt
V: But boys have a penis, not nuts.
Me: They have both
V: Uh? Where?
Me: Recall Evan's anatomy. Is there anything else besides his penis?
V: Oh yeah - that big thing under it
Me: That thing holds two nuts
V: What?!
Me: Not real nuts. But we call them nuts or balls or testicles
V: You know, daddy, boys are really different from girls. Can I have a snack?
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